president of the no friends club. im the only member
bay area
skype: kawaiidesuprincess666
kik: sail0r_mdma

ohioisonfiire:

"Watch your mind ignore, just like all those times before. That’s the way it is and I won’t write you back anymore. There’s better faces to fill all the spaces, left by the masks you wore."

(via ohioisonfiire)

Notes
8182
Posted
4 days ago

ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

image

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

(Source: gnomesy, via scrottcolate-rain)

Notes
318945
Posted
4 days ago

partystick:

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

31

(via trust)

Notes
164133
Posted
4 days ago

bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

(via scrottcolate-rain)

Notes
210619
Posted
4 days ago

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

(via fake-mermaid)

Notes
183243
Posted
4 days ago

nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(Source: kgrrsten, via scrottcolate-rain)

Notes
155086
Posted
4 days ago
I sleep in reality and live in dreams
president of the no friends club. im the only member
bay area
skype: kawaiidesuprincess666
kik: sail0r_mdma

ohioisonfiire:

"Watch your mind ignore, just like all those times before. That’s the way it is and I won’t write you back anymore. There’s better faces to fill all the spaces, left by the masks you wore."

(via ohioisonfiire)

Notes
8182
Posted
4 days ago

ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

image

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

(Source: gnomesy, via scrottcolate-rain)

Notes
318945
Posted
4 days ago

partystick:

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

31

(via trust)

Notes
164133
Posted
4 days ago

bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

(via scrottcolate-rain)

Notes
210619
Posted
4 days ago

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

(via fake-mermaid)

Notes
183243
Posted
4 days ago

nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(Source: kgrrsten, via scrottcolate-rain)

Notes
155086
Posted
4 days ago
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